Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.

My coworker decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to our boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.

by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019

Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.

My idiot friend decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to his boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.

by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019

Critical shot

A situation when u are boning her pussy and ur dong suddenly slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.

by Scaffold June 5, 2019

Critical shot

A situation when u r boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I made a critical shot to ma bae and when I pulled out my schlong it was full covered with shit

by Scaffold August 28, 2019

Critical shot

A situation when you are boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, man. Why are you so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I had a critical shot with my bae and when I pulled out my scholng, it was fully covered with shit.

by Scaffold June 25, 2020

Critical Hit

Overwatch cheat. $10 a day. Insane.

Bro their Widowmaker is cheating! She's using Critical Hit!

by pandaow September 25, 2020

Critical Misfire

being too lazy to nut into a sock, tissue or even your hand, resulting in you nailing yourself in the face.

Never spray 'n pray, its not worth a critical misfire

by fagmaster69696969699696420 March 11, 2021