Cris
by Truefax8262 November 20, 2023
Get the Cris mug.Basicaly when someone tries to make a funny joke but you know it isn't. It has te be used after waiting 5 seconds after the joke and no-one laughed.
- Person 1: JOKE: A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
- Person 2: (after 5 seconds and no-one laughed) Feel the cri cri
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
- Person 2: (after 5 seconds and no-one laughed) Feel the cri cri
by Neister March 3, 2017
Get the feel the cri cri mug.A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.
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Get the Cris mug."Look at that dog, it's so cute!!"
"Aww, wait, BUSTERRRR, WHY DID YOU LEAVE MEE. That dog is so cute though.... cRi
"Aww, wait, BUSTERRRR, WHY DID YOU LEAVE MEE. That dog is so cute though.... cRi
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