crept on

To jump, ambush or beat somebody down.

Check yo self nigga 'fore you get yo ass crept on!!

by MF SPOCK March 27, 2007

creepy crawlin

the act of an older guy hitting/ trying to hook up with a girl that is alot younger than he is.

Yo you see da young bull creepy crawlin all over them freshman over there.

You see him creepy crawlin all over her facebook wall.

by Q Dukes August 18, 2010

French Crepe

Just like a Dutch Oven, however instead of simply farting under the sheets and covering up your lady's head to suffer, you shit or diarrhea in your drawers to make it unbearable under there. Be prepared to be single after this act, do laundry, and possibly buy a new mattress

"Last night, to break up with my lady in THE ultimate creative way, I French Crepe'd her. Not only did she vomit, but once I let her out from under the sheets she ran outside screaming bloody murder. It was epic."

by Tbagger#1 July 1, 2014

reglob if you crey

A misspelling of 'Reblog if you cried'.
Associated with a notoriously poorly worded story with an odious sentiment behind it designed to make complete idiots feel a modicum of human emotion whilst trawling the internet.

Now used in an ironic sense to either laugh at these authors, or to denote false sympathy for a blog post.

"A girl had ovary cancer and she was terminally going to die,
So she was going to have ovary implants surgery.
When the day came when she was having her surgery,
She said goodbye to her parents and told her boyfriend she loved him.
She came out of the surgery and had no cancer because she was cured.
She saw her family but asked where her boyfriend was.
Her mom then said "Wait, didn't the doctor tell you who donated the ovaries?". REGLOB IF YOU CREYD"

#1 So many exams tomorrow...
#2 REGLOB IF YOU CREYED
#1 You're an arse.

by Doc Daneeka November 17, 2011

Creepy old men

Usually defined as old (and/or significantly older), overweight and unattractive. They are usually in their mid-thirties to forties and older. They could have one of these traits or all three. The name is applied to these individuals who creep and stare at young adolescent boys and girls as well as high school and college aged females and males. In a female's point of view, we are freaked out by these guys and find it scary that someone as old as our fathers and/or grandfathers are sexually attracted to us. Other than that, we make fun of them for thinking they have a chance with us young-ins.

Normal 17 year old girl walks by a group of creepy old men and they creepily stare at her and have lusting eyes. 17 year old girl is creeped out by this and runs away.

by weirdworld November 22, 2010

Creptoose

Trippy, psychedelic, or radical.

Some hippies are very creptoose.

by Jacobean December 9, 2008

crepetonite

Badly prepared pancakes---the kind you don't even went to THINK of eating. Pronounced KRAYP-toh-night.

They hired a new French chef. This guy's cooking is so bad, he's always turning out crepetonite!

by pentozali January 14, 2008