Cornflakes

Cornflakes is a cereal usually eaten to cool to urge to masturbate at that moment, and hopefully for the rest of your life.

Did your cornflakes help at all this morning?!?!

by CrankThatCalveryBoy May 1, 2009

Piss in your cornflakes

1. To disprove someone or make them sad. The term is usually used as part of friendly banter or by know it alls

Brian: Jet fuel can't melt steal beams right guys *laughs hysterically*

Dave: No need to piss in your cornflakes mate, but you're not funny

by Zorkkins August 2, 2016

Cockflake

An insult that no one can beat

Your friend: Poop face
You: slime-donged cockflake !
Your friend: I can't beat that ...
You: IN YOUR FACE!

by Awesome McAwesom Pants August 19, 2011

Pee'd in my cornflakes

Definition 1: A reply to be used when someone thinks they have the answer to a question but another individual participating in the argument proves them wrong with a detailed and knowledgeable answer with no sympathy for the other original participant's dignity or reputation.

Definition 2: A reply to be used when someone replies to an insult or argument with a flawlessly epic one liner or put down.

Example: "You've just pee'd in my cornflakes."

by Nathan Speirs... May 16, 2010

soggy corn flake nigga

Some bitch ass motha fucka whose gonna get
snuffed out it he wants to step up again.

soggy corn flake nigga, ya quick to back down.

by Weef Dizzo March 30, 2005

cornflakes

the crust that forms on your face after sniffing too many poppers

them poppers burnt like hell last night ive got some serious cornflakes forming under my nose

by Messarooni August 25, 2008

CornFlakes

the flakiest person you know. someone you never can count on. definately deserving the title CornFlakes.

hey yo Anwar did baldemar come by and help you out like he said he was?

who "CornFlakes" that fool never showed up!

by plan-a-emcee October 21, 2005