"Yeah bro I finally bottomed for the first time - the cork popper left me unable to walk for three days!"
by cactusmug69 July 24, 2019
Get the Cork Poppermug. by HaleyG January 27, 2009
Get the Cork Stoppermug. The "popping" sound I heard, like a cork being pulled out of a bottle, when I pulled my brown cork out of her ass.
by bentrod December 4, 2010
Get the Brown Corkmug. This happens after you have been constipated from a piece of stool that backs up your bowels, causing bad enough bloating that you end up getting severe intestinal pain, often in the middle of the night.
When that piece finally gets passed, usually after several minutes of straining, groaning, and wincing, everything it was backing up immediately comes out as diarrhea, causing your ass to imitate popping the cork on a bottle of champagne. Ironically, shaking your intestines, whether with your hands or making your legs shake up and down, can assist, in the same way you can shake up champagne to make the cork pop out.
When that piece finally gets passed, usually after several minutes of straining, groaning, and wincing, everything it was backing up immediately comes out as diarrhea, causing your ass to imitate popping the cork on a bottle of champagne. Ironically, shaking your intestines, whether with your hands or making your legs shake up and down, can assist, in the same way you can shake up champagne to make the cork pop out.
Joe: Ugh, man I shouldn't have eaten that grilled five-cheese, wings, and beer at the pub this weekend. I woke up last night feeling like my gut had a knife in it. Took like twenty minutes on the toilet before I finally ended up popping a cork.
Dave: You think that's bad? Last time I popped a cork, I'd had an egg salad sandwich for lunch. I had to sit there with Egg farts the whole time. I nearly puked.
Dave: You think that's bad? Last time I popped a cork, I'd had an egg salad sandwich for lunch. I had to sit there with Egg farts the whole time. I nearly puked.
by Derp Contractor April 23, 2018
Get the Popping a corkmug. A woman tries to get sex from a guy but a friend does something to prevent it happening. Instead of cock block for a guy, it's cunt cork for a woman
by ...11... July 15, 2011
Get the Cunt Corkmug. I can't wait until the end of this week when I can stop wearing a lady cork and stop wearing panties.
by GlazeHer March 3, 2014
Get the lady corkmug. Hey Joe, you may as well remove your Dork Cork the Borg aren't accepting new members.
Bob thought his new Blue Tooth set was cool but Betty thought it looked like a Dork Cork.
Bob thought his new Blue Tooth set was cool but Betty thought it looked like a Dork Cork.
by tideland January 13, 2009
Get the Dork Corkmug.