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Cope health scholars

A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
by Sacredfart May 12, 2023
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Dry Coping

Dry Coping is a very nerdy, beta, boring, and uneducated way of coping.
“Dry coping isn’t even a word” -Nick
Yes it is” -Wet Chad
by Wigily Wizard December 6, 2023
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jude cope

Jude cope: Im Jude cope
hot sexy girl: lets have sexy sex
by Zesty boy December 8, 2022
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hard cope

For when someone is coping to a irrational degree
Did you hear that bob is still trying to peddle the "Biden stole the election!" nonsense

Yeah that's a hard cope if I've ever seen one
by skyethesudoer July 13, 2023
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Cope

To smear one's own poop on a wall
You need to cope.
by Poopysuspiopb68 August 29, 2023
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Coping Mechanism

cara-cara yang digunakan individu untuk mengatasi stres, tekanan, atau situasi sulit dalam hidup.
Setelah kehilangan pekerjaannya, dia mulai menghadiri kelompok dukungan psikologis sebagai salah satu coping mechanism untuk mengatasi stres dan kecemasan.
by frizk September 25, 2023
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Cope

Slang word used to call out a person when they utilize actions or arguments that aren't sincere or true in order to avoid a reality that causes them discomfort.
Person 1: "Being 5'7" is actually really enjoyable"
Person 2: "Cope"
by Coscu420 August 3, 2022
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