Coot

No one truly knows the definition of coot, but it can be best described as an expression of love and comfort. Coot is loved by all. Coot, in other words, is a Medal of Honor. We love coot, and coot loves you.

Oh honey, you coot.

Jessica has the fattest coot and that’s why she is my main bitch!
Coot makes me happy inside and outside

Coot gives me boner.

by Proboldpants1 January 11, 2021

Coots

Can be the shortened version of, "Cutie", or "Cute". Can be used in a flirtatious way with a girl/guy in any situation. Can be used if you wanna call a girl/guy a funny, dorky name. Might be used as a nick-name as well. Can be a pseudonym as well.

Guy: What's up coots? :)
Girl: Not Much, coots. :)

Coots is ma nig!

Coots is the shit.

by TheRealBaconator April 9, 2013

Coots

Another washed up youtuber that plays pc with other washed up youtubers. Currently has like no subs and isn't growing anytime soon.

"did you see Coots's newest upload?
"yeah its not good at all"

by Warm ass cheesecake May 9, 2018

le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023

Angus and Coote

Australian rhyming slang for root.

Often shortened to Angus.

“Old baz was on the piss last night and ending up getting an Angus and coote.”

“I’m headed out on the town, see if I can’t pull an Angus.”

by Tiwimose January 12, 2023

coot

1. noun Singular of "cooties"

2. adj Yucky, gross.

1. Ew, a coot!

2. Matthew is so coot.

by WafflesTheDragon December 7, 2009

Coots

Slang for Cooties

Do you have Coots?

by CooterZ December 3, 2020