Coon

(.noun)

A word describing a Southern person with no sense of style. Directly related to the word "racoon" as how many Southern people refer to them as "coons", viewed as tacky and drawl by upper-class people.

A slang term regularly used by people of the hipster or indie variety to humiliate conforming people who tend to follow whatever trend comes up, regardless of how ridiculous or audacious. Also directly related to how Southern states are often the last to catch on to fads.
"That guy is wearing those silly band bracelets. They're so tacky, I have no idea why everyone loves them so much." said Jenna.

"Ha! They're coons, they don't know any better." replied Timmy.
by LazyHappyLucky July 24, 2010
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that jacket is so coons i wish i had it.
by TEAYAMS November 08, 2008
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coon

a woman's breasts. derived from the term "rack" --> (raccoon) --> "coon"
by hard to find a name August 07, 2007
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1:describes a person/persons acting like a coon (spade,wog,negro,sambo,niggity)

2:untrustworthy person, a person with a very angry attitude and aggressive tendancies.

3:someone that cant be serious at any given time.
OI MATE! stop cooning around, your acting like a sambo.

what ya cooning at? looking like a spade with your coon breath.

if you coon around too much son, a spear chucker will have his way with you while you sleep
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I was at that ho's tilt last night, but we didnt do anything because shes a coon.
by CallMeDaddy April 24, 2009
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A friend who never has anything or contributes to anything, but always wants whatever you have and desperatly wants. And usually lives in a appartment and is white (and likes famous T shirts)
Friend(coon) who always is there to smoke your weed and get free car rides, but never pays for anything else but with his friendship
by Bellingham44 January 07, 2010
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A cooler way of saying pwned or owned. It pretty much means to be made to look stupid or humiliated.
*guy punches his friend in the face and knocked his coke*"You just got cooned!"
by user123456789 April 01, 2008
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