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coons

that jacket is so coons i wish i had it.
by TEAYAMS March 24, 2009
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coon

a woman's breasts. derived from the term "rack" --> (raccoon) --> "coon"
check out the coon's on that betty!
by hard to find a name December 9, 2008
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cooning

1:describes a person/persons acting like a coon (spade,wog,negro,sambo,niggity)

2:untrustworthy person, a person with a very angry attitude and aggressive tendancies.

3:someone that cant be serious at any given time.
OI MATE! stop cooning around, your acting like a sambo.

what ya cooning at? looking like a spade with your coon breath.

if you coon around too much son, a spear chucker will have his way with you while you sleep
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Coon

I was at that ho's tilt last night, but we didnt do anything because shes a coon.
by CallMeDaddy April 24, 2009
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Coon

A friend who never has anything or contributes to anything, but always wants whatever you have and desperatly wants. And usually lives in a appartment and is white (and likes famous T shirts)
Friend(coon) who always is there to smoke your weed and get free car rides, but never pays for anything else but with his friendship
by Bellingham44 January 6, 2010
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cooned

A cooler way of saying pwned or owned. It pretty much means to be made to look stupid or humiliated.
*guy punches his friend in the face and knocked his coke*"You just got cooned!"
by user123456789 March 31, 2008
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cooning

Acting like or in a manner becoming of a raccoon.

1) To swipe somthing or take without asking but usually with the intention to return it.

2) To act greedy and hoard somthing, usually not very valuable.

3) The act of cheating somone or tricking them out of a getting a service/object.

*Usually used in this manner by red necks or hillbillies
1) Bob: Uh Joe, weres my pencil?
Joe: Sam cooned it.

2) Bob: Hey! Joe's cooning all the potato chips.

3) Bob: Hey wait! Bill just cooned me out of a turn. (During a game)
by Bullseye Bill May 13, 2008
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