by not hereward March 27, 2023

Cool beans but cooler because the beans part is capitalized. <- what people thinks
Sarcastic way of saying cool beans. You don't mean it. Or you don't believe it. <- Real definition
Sarcastic way of saying cool beans. You don't mean it. Or you don't believe it. <- Real definition
Some dude: When I was two, I could cook pasta.
You: Cool BEANS! I never known you were that smart. And I never knew you could bear extreme heat.
Some dudette: I'm hot.
(The single) You: Cool BEANS! Guess what? I have a boyfriend/girlfriend!
You: Cool BEANS! I never known you were that smart. And I never knew you could bear extreme heat.
Some dudette: I'm hot.
(The single) You: Cool BEANS! Guess what? I have a boyfriend/girlfriend!
by Weirdo007Agent March 29, 2022

by sithyithy April 7, 2024

Origin. Jack and the beanstalk.
Jack, a poor country boy, trades the family cow for a handful of magic beans, which grow into an enormous beanstalk reaching up into the clouds, to which his mother replies “cool beans”
Jack, a poor country boy, trades the family cow for a handful of magic beans, which grow into an enormous beanstalk reaching up into the clouds, to which his mother replies “cool beans”
by doctor tj December 4, 2021

What normie parents say when they first discover "humor" and want to seem cool. Most often used in place of approving/encouraging words like " nice " or "awesome."
by confusedindigo March 5, 2020
