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Ex-Con

A former friend who you keep in the contacts list on your cell phone only for screening purposes.
Once Chloe became an ex-con to me and I changed her name to douchebaguette in my phone, I have thankfully never had to talk to that drama queen again.
by HotDiggity! July 18, 2010
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Red-Con One

1) In the US military, the term Red-Con is short for Readiness Condition and is used to refer to a unit's readiness to respond to and engage in combat operations.

2) When a women suffer PMS it is said that she is in a state of RED-CON One because of her possible mood swings and readiness to fight over any subject.
We're going for the dinner but I have a Red-Con one bud. Meaning: My wife is really bitchy today and she has PMS so don't make inapropiate comments (bring bullet proof vest might be apropiate)
by jorge5887 March 1, 2009
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con sarn it

Damn this and the whole of its properties fully to the nethrest regions of hell.
A: Could you perchance inform me of the time? I suspect I am late for an appointment at the nearest liquor store.
B: I regret to inform that the time of day has far surpassed the window of time in which visiting said establishment is probable without the aid of a crowbar. In other words, they just closed.
A: Con sarn it!
by sv-1 July 9, 2007
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con safos

Con Safos is a chicano term that literally means "with respect" and in some translations is meant to deliver the message that any insult sent towards it slips off.
Sometimes used at the end of a letter instead of regards etc...

Con Safos,
Alfonso
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Hell-Con

A fictitious Anime Convention conceived by the Fullmetal Alchemist fandom on LiveJournal.
Are you going to Hell-Con?
by JainLikeRain December 8, 2004
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Con-queef-tador

The act of vigorously defecating upon a Latina girl in a show of dominance.

Traditionally, after she has been fucked so hard she’s left panting, defenseless, and queefing as she tries to avoid the steaming logs.
Carolina, put up a hesitant a fight against the Con-queef-tador, but in the end she felt proud of her poo-play. She had been conquered...
by Poo Play Patron December 31, 2020
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Long Con

(n) The long con refers to the process of simultaneously advertising and gassing up the tik tok account of a hot girl you know in the hopes that one of her videos will go viral. In the ensuing months (if all goes according to plan), said girl will chase the ever-fleeting sensation of fame by dressing and dancing skankier in her “toks,” providing the “long con-artist” a continuous stream for his spank bank.
Jimmy: “Dude. Why tf do you have 3 fake TikTok accounts commenting ‘fyp’ and ‘work it girl’ on every one of Meredith’s posts??”
Brendan: “The long con, my friend. You’ll thank me in June.”
by Licklicklickmyasss May 5, 2020
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