Colemans

When an erection has become so engourged with blood that hiding it is impossible. Your penis srands up pitching tent....thus a Colemans.

Person1:Bro you got mean mornin wood son.
Person2:This aint wood bro,im pitchin some mean Colemans here.

by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 January 4, 2021

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tj coleman

a little chunkeroo who can’t catch a goddamn football

wtf john catch the ball stop being a tj coleman

by poopoo nigga December 1, 2019

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The largest and most profitable clown there is. Has the funkiest, hair-burning, eyebrow-charring, nuclear weapon of breath. Can be found on the grill or at his girlfriend's house. Usually is interested in stallions, periodically abused, but can make you laugh in any situation (even if it's about him). He is an avid gambler and will get money in any shape or form. However, his breath is always in rare form.

Also wears tattered drawers.

Person 1: Aye, is that Robert Ernest Coleman Firing up the grill?
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman

by NWOMegatron November 23, 2021

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dexter coleman

One of the sexiest people you will ever meet. Has a lovely buzz cut, thorough enjoyer of assaulting children. Heavy mouth breather. Professional filmmaker and dancer for tiktok.
Has a knack for sniffing young childrens hair.

Did you hear about that guy sniffing kids hair?
Yeah his name is Dexter coleman

by Harvey Trapps October 16, 2021

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