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Cohen

He Is a FINE ASS NIGGA KEEP HIM HE IS SO FUNNY,THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD SOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY AND CUTE
Omg I’m obsessed with Cohen!!!!
by Only Talk The Reals November 23, 2021
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Cohen

Cohen is endlessly exhausting. Even a double dose of ritalin doesn’t slow Cohen down. Cohen has no filter and will say whatever needs or doesn’t need to be said and always ending off with his adorable laugh. Needless to say Cohen is also endlessly lovable too..when asleep
Cohen already tried that.
Cohen already did that
Cohen already said that
by Anonposter November 24, 2021
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Cohen

Cohen is a sweet, funny, energetic guy. He can be very fun and caring, but when it comes to his girlfriend and best friends, he is super protective. He has eyes like the ocean and a smile like the sun. His hand placement is crazy amazing and he gives the best hugs. He is the most handsome and charming person you'll ever meet. If you have a Cohen in your life, keep him. hold him tight and don't let him go.
Look it's Cohen!! his girlfriend must be so lucky!
by diva148 May 20, 2025
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Cohen

Cohen is a very nice a musicly talented guy who can not get chicks for shit, but little do all the hoes know that he has the biggest cock known to man kind, its so big that you could call it cockzilla, but beacause he cant get a singel bitch in his bed no one belives him
guy 1: hey who is that guy he has no bitches but can make really good music

guy 2 : oh, that must be a Cohen, he aperently has a big dick, so big he calls it cockzilla
by cockzilla69420374 October 23, 2023
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Cohen

A Cohen is a weird edgy wanna be military kid who thinks Loli hentie is ok.
Person one:Hey did you see Cohen today?
Person two: No and I don’t want to, he’s so weird.
by Ankle replacements March 10, 2024
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Cohened

The act of completely destroying something while attempting in good faith to access the contents within.
Person 1: *Tries to open box*
Person2: “Here, let me help y—”
Person 1: *Violently stabs box repeatedly*
Person 2: “Yep, she cohened it again.”
by NoPseudonymsLeft May 24, 2022
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Cohen

"A Jewish name from BC in Israel , also known as a high priest, teacher or King. Cohen's can also be known as the direct translation of mighty or rash (straight forward) "
"All rise, Cohen has arrived"

"His strength is his confidence, that must be a Cohen"
by MrGoogle2 August 4, 2021
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