Coronavirus disease (COVID-19)

infects mostly everyone around kills old people and to protect yourself from getting it you should buy some hand sanitizer

Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) is deadly

by dumest kid ever March 12, 2020

Does Stitch have Coronavirus?

No

Does Stitch have Coronavirus??
Nah B*tch

by Jsbjsbdkb March 26, 2020

The Coronavirus Pull Out Method

Whilst walking in public, either maskless or not, if you must get closer than 6 feet to another unknown human, hold in your breath, as to not inhale their exhale, scent, biome or any potential germs as you pass by. A theory suggested by a 24 year old ex NCAA college football player living at home with their parents in Southern California. Personal clinical studies have shown promise and potential.

"Damn, I'm waking on a some what narrow sidewalk and there is another unknown human walking towards me" "I can often smell through my mask and feel as if their germs fly into the wind behind them" "I shall hold my breath to lower my chances of inhaling whatever they may be exhaling" Thus, The Coronavirus Pull Out Method" was born

Also know as the CPOM "strateegerie" as the great Will Farrel would say.

by highdeas.greatness February 18, 2021

tell your teachers you have coronavirus day

Prank your teachers and say you have the coronavirus on the 5th of November

Tell your teachers you have coronavirus day

by Click here November 3, 2020

Coronavirus shot

A shot consisting of 0.5 ounces of silver tequila, 0.5 ounces of Jager and 0.5 ounces of Rumple Minze.

Hey sexy lady, give me that coronavirus shot!

Hey everyone! The next rounds on me. Coronavirus shots for everyone!

The coronavirus shot gave me the worst hangover of my life!

by Dereleek March 12, 2020

coronavirus-19

Jojo is based on the corona virus. It's all a jojo reference. Life is too!

Person 1: Wait, it's all a jojo reference?
Person 2: The coronavirus-19 always was a reference
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know that!

by LeafyIsHere420 January 28, 2021

Coronavirus

A virus that was made in Wuhan, China by a stupid ass, dumb ass, bat soup eating Chinese person. Some people don’t believe it and Some gettin all the toilet paper. It’s probably the Karens tbh.

Trump: You should inject lysol into your body to kill the Coronavirus.
Lysol: Please do not put our products into your body please.

Everyone in America: Dont listen to that stupid ass man.

by assassin of the arts April 27, 2020