My Friend the Comet

A crazy, disgusting, sick website floating around that is extremely hard to find. The website, which home screen reads "My Friend the Comet" contains links to various fucked up videos. The URL is completely random letters and numbers, and doesn't end with .com or .org. The videos include a 13 year old boy beating his naked mother with a baseball bat, a muscular guy in a clown mask stomping on a dead/disfigured body, and a women sitting in a basement have an alligator bite and tear up her vagina, leaving a bloody mess. Probably the sickest site out there

Dude, did you see all those gross videos on My Friend the Comet??

by crazymofo11 April 14, 2014

Brown Comet

The skid mark left on the toilet lid when a person has to shit really bad and they realize the toilet lit is down, after sitting down. Causing them to slide off the lid to lift it.

“I didn’t realize the lid was down and accidentally made a brown comet”

by Lulu Bean January 29, 2022

Vomit Comet

(Noun) - Vomit that comes out of your nose
(Verb) - The act of vomiting out of your nose

(Noun): When I got sick last night, not only did I vomit, I also unleashed a vomit comet.
(Verb): If you think you are going to get sick, please don't vomit comet all over the toilet.
(Verb Past-tense): I told the doctor that I Vomit Cometed when I got sick.

by Randomdude90 January 31, 2015

comet disasteroid

Full name of D1sasteroid. Twitch streamer, nicknamed “Comet” because his name is too fucking long. Also known as “Disasteroid” “D1sasteroid” and “the annoying one on your faves streams”

“did you see the new comet disasteroid tweet” “why are you always saying his full name”
“just feels right”

by sunflower01 July 22, 2022

comet

to put something down

i comet my glass of water on the table

by i donr know December 5, 2023

Vomit comet

When you pre-ejaculate and it shoot out like a porn stars’ cum shot

At porn shooting: Director - “Was that a vomit comet?” Nice!

by COSpringer March 5, 2021