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Chomper

An English term used to portray one who sucks dicks.
You fucking chomper!
by bweather August 18, 2016
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Chocolate log chomper

Term used to describe the opening where out meets in. In other words, your rectum.
"My chocolate log chomper is feeling mighty hungry this fine morning. Point me in the direction of your finest Mexican establishment. The chomper will feast at high noon!"
by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025
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The Nag-Chomper

A sex position where one person sits in the quarter lotus yoga pose (sometimes referred to as criss cross applesauce), and a second person buries his/her face in the first person's lap and performs oral sex.
Christy: Gosh darn it, I wish I could practice meditation AND cum at the same time
Dan: I know the perfect thing. We should try the Nag-Chomper!
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Mr. Chompers

A cool dude! A Mr. Chompers is a cool guy that loves alligators! Tends to be a gay man from the swomp!
Girl: is that Mr. Chompers!? He's so hot!
Boy: yea but to bad he's gay though
by MR.CHOMPERSISTHEBEST August 3, 2022
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seaweed chomper

a weird person who literally chomps on seaweed with his gigantic teeth
“fob”

shut up seaweed chomper
by urdadsfavoritebrunette. May 11, 2022
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chompers

When someone is bonkers but they know what bonkers means so if you directly say that they're bonkers they will get sad so chompers is your best option to not ruin that friendship
me: a cow has 2 milk tits
friend: no they have 4
me: no its either 2 or 1,3645,368264
friend: ... u have gone chompers
by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020
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Fudge chomper

Fudge eater- someone who eats shit for their sexual satisfaction. Something your mum does. When your dad is out. With the turds your dog lays out.
"Dude, I think your mum is a fudge chomper, she has shit around her mouth."
by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015
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