Chocolate faucet

The bathroom smells terrible because John turned on the chocolate faucet

by danglyballzjohn March 14, 2015

chocolate waldo

1. sexual act usually performed in public crowds during which a male is performing loud anal sex on a female and smashes her on the side of the face with a chocolate bar. when she recovers and turns around, he has disappeared into the masses.

Girl: Owww! What? What just happened? Where did you go?
Pedestrian 1: Is that a Crunch Bar?
Pedestrian 2: Dude, I think that girl just got a Chocolate Waldo!
Steve: Nice.

by Z-Jizzle June 11, 2008

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chocolate whore

a woman or man who eats or enjoys chocolate all the time.

person 1- mom why are you eating chocolate again?
person 2- oops!
person 1- your such a chocolate whore.

by fuckk. October 10, 2009

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Chocolate Freezy

The act of a woman caressing ice cubes along a mans scrotum while simultaneously sucking Nutella off of his glans.

"I thought that I had seen it all until Suzie pulled the Ol' Chocolate Freezy on me."

by Lenewfag69 October 16, 2014

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chocolate cheerio

An anus or butthole covered in fecal matter.

I just took a HUGE dump and my chocolate cheerio really hurts!

Hey did you get laid last night?
Hell yeah, the bitch let me put it in her chocolate cheerio!

by MattyBoomBoom June 11, 2008

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