chest castle

A chest castle is when one partner takes a shit apon the others chest and it stands up at a 90 degree angle. Chest castles should always be worn with pride.

Fancy a chest castle??

by Daniel Edward Andres June 25, 2008

chastined

Canceling on your friends by not answering your phone, calling them back, or even fucking replying to a text.

Stephanie totally chastined me by canceling on our rafting trip.

Thomas chastined me by hitting "ignore" every time we tried to hang out with him.

by sillyCPC July 13, 2010

sweater chest

A chest that is so hairy, you can't tell whether someone is topless or wearing a sweater.

I told Lance to take off his top so we could go swimming, but he said he already did. Damn that sweater chest really fooled me.

by Audrey El July 20, 2008

Uncle Chester

a man who molests children

The cops picked up the school janitor today. They had evidence he was Uncle Chester.

by T-DOGG December 5, 2003

Chest Basket

Term used to describe a womans bra; Also used to describe rather kinky bras: A.K.A "Over The Shoulder Boulder Holders"

"Did you remember to pack your chest baskets for the trip honey?"

by Ryan Cha. June 30, 2008

Chestboner

(chest-b'o'-ner) n. 1. An erection usually found near or around the prominent upper chest of a human aged from 5-40 years of age. 2. An insult expressing ones inferior masculinity complex and their means of coping. Their appearance is hostile and defensive, and they constantly try to prove their masculinity and act as though they wear their "boner" on their chest. 3. Any negative situation or person. When used in play it is harmless and inoffensive.

"Did you see that jock tryin' to look manly? He was being such a chestboner."

"In an attempt to impress a girl, the effeminate 17-year-old boy puffed out his chest, put a bundled-up sock in his underpants, and proceded to insult her current boyfriend. What a chestboner."

by AnVillain July 20, 2009

Chest slapper

Derogatory word for a mentally challenged person. Also insult to dumb ass friends.

See Tom over there, he's such a chest slapper.

by lilmisstoot August 25, 2011