chili log

When you rub shit on your dick and then smack someone in the face with it.

Chad totally chili logged me last night again in front of my friends.

by Momma Howse March 5, 2022

chili coma

A chili coma is induced when you realize that mommas chili is so good that you keep going after bowl after bowl.

Mommas chili is so good that I forgot that we were playing monoply and just kept going back after more bowls...and it put me into a chili coma...I lost monopoly.

by thebumpasspodcast September 13, 2016

Chili Shotgun

The act of one massive blast of shit out of your ass which then smacks the back of the toilet like a big ole bowl of chili was shot out of a shotgun

Lincoln just got done eating Taco Bell and now because of this he proceeded to the bathroom where he then chili shotgunned the back of the toilet and sent me a Snapchat video of it

by MADsMINDFREAK January 16, 2020

Chili mac

When trevor Mosby puts his dick in a poopy ass

Hey did you hear about what happened to karena last night

"Yeah I heard she got chili macced by trevor"

"WOW bill that trevor sure is a chili maccing machine

by Doofinator October 26, 2018

chili cookoff

At least three men defecate on a woman's chest. She tastes and rates them, has sex with the first place winner, blows the runner-up, and the last man must eat the remaining shit from the woman's chest while she performs the tasks on the other two men.

Aw, man, I got last place in Susie's chili cookoff last weekend. The other guys really gave it their best.

by Arnoldez January 11, 2009

Canadian Chili

The act of puking into the vagina, draining contents into a bowl and eating with a spoon after having added large amounts of hot sauce.

Nothing cures a hangover like a great big, warm bowl of Canadian Chili.

by M_Pizzle October 23, 2009

Chili Palmer

Originally an adjective derived from the John Travolta Character of the same name. Used to say something is cool or awesome. Also used as a verb, noun or proper noun. Can be used sarcastically. Can be shortened to "Chili P" "C-Palm" "Chilay Palmero" or simply 'CP".

"Boy that guy sure looks like a Chili Palmer!"

"Hey, look at Chili Palmer over there!"

"Let's go Chili Palmer it up around the corner."

by Dr. Handsome February 3, 2010