Chargering

Chargering
: present participle

- to inexplicably yet reliably lose what should be won
- presenting a comedy of errors leading to loss

The Los Angeles Chargers are up 27 points and have a positive 4-turnover differential, but they’re Chargering and will somehow find a way to lose to the Jaguars in this playoff game.

See also: Chargers v. Jets; Chargers v. Patriots.

by StepOnSnek January 14, 2023

charger

a cord used to charge electronics by using mini lightning bolts to charge ur stuff

i rushed to the charger to charge my phone cuz the battery was on 3 percent

by UKball January 5, 2019

charger excuse

In recent years, this has become a popular cover story for ignoring someone's phone calls and/or text messages. Your phone's battery died and the charger was at home, or you could not find the charger.

Shortly after Bill arrived at the lake, his boss texted him and asked if he could work on his day off. He decided to use the charger excuse.

by WineAndPasta June 13, 2016

Chargering

To lose in a heartbreaking fashion while simultaneously failing to meet set expectations year after year

We are chargering so hard! We better score in this second half, we’re already up 27-7, what could go wrong??

by Hehehehehehehehehehehehehhe March 23, 2025

Chargered

To be completely winning and then lose.

Bro, you were winning, but then you completely chargered it!

by guyonadictionary August 1, 2023

Apple Charger

The most expensive and useless piece of shit this world can offer

Dude, buy an apple charger that is sold separately from the phone!

by CheesyDeesy October 22, 2020

super-charger

An extremely overzealous attorney who races about filing lawsuits and bringing court cases against anyone whom he can find the least excuse to do so.

The term "super-charger" can also refer to either someone who habitually releases extra-voluminous/odiferous farts --- and so he "charges" the surrounding atmosphere to a "super" degree --- or a tradesperson who sets the prices for his goods/services astronomically high.

by QuacksO January 7, 2019