Chode Champion

Someone who bails on plans to have banter.
John: So, are we still going to get a banter session tonight?

Peter: I just spoke to Neil. He said he is busy.

John: But Neil said he would be up for it tonight!

Peter: I know! What a chode.

John: No! He is not a chode. He is a chode champion!

Peter: Yeah, he is such a bitch.
by The Great Jake September 14, 2009
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breakfast of champions

Marijuana, weed, or pot. Sometimes used in a abbreviated state as B.O.C.
'Dudes did you get the B.O.C. for tonight?'

'I'm all out of Breakfast of Champions again.'

'Damn I need some Breakfast.'
by TheOneandOnlyRealTT March 16, 2006
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champion(s)

a person or people who are not losers nor tryhards and totally kick ass
by alyce and kailan September 27, 2003
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breakfast of champions

when after a night of partying you pour yourself a bowl of cereal only to realize that the milk is all gone. Fortunately, there is still plenty of beer. Pour the beer into the cereal and you have yourself a breakfast of champions. I know it sounds gross, but dont judge until you are hungover and out of milk and pour some in your cereal
Me: Joe you took the last milk!
Joe: It was the only milk
Avery: well there is plenty of beer in the fridge
me: (after hesitantly pouring beer in cereal) hey this is really good
Joe: yea dude looks like you made yourself a breakfast of champions
by bootznkatznktzn November 07, 2011
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Champions 55

When a dirty Tim says anything you say “ shut it prick fucking champions 55
by Ibroxloyal June 04, 2021
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Champion Juice

Wow, John is drowning himself in Champion Juice.
by Bronzeman420 August 18, 2015
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Champion's Law

If you have the ability to screw yourself over, you can, and will do it.
Guy 1: "Dude I should have asked her out, she liked me for all that time."
Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."
by IronFozzie October 12, 2011
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