Kavanaugh

The action of lying, scheming and being misleading. Only to be propelled into a better situation than what was expected.

Got caught cheating on my girl but I totally pulled a Kavanaugh. Now she feels bad for not believing me and is buying me a new pair of Jordan's.

by Nope I Mean Yes October 16, 2018

A Kavanaugh

A kavanaugh (noun/verb)
An excruciatingly abnormal shit

Dude1: Yo did you really just pound 4 doba queso burritos?
Dude2: ya bro, I just took a nasty kavanaugh. Took 24 minutes to drop that deuce

Dude1: damn brewski, I always dump a kavanaugh post doba

by Matt “Camron” Damon October 3, 2018

Kavanaugh

The mouth of a person angrily defending their privilege.

Shut your Kavanaugh! You're not a victim just because she said no!

by Siegfried McClure October 11, 2018

Pulling a kavanaugh

sexually assaulting someone (PARTICULARLY A YOUNG SOMEONE)

donald trump has been pulling a Kavanaugh throughout all his life

by mypasswordis12345678910 November 27, 2018

kavanaugh

That sound you make when roughly clearing your throat

*kavanaugh*

by Abadazed October 5, 2018

kavanaugh

Verb

To uncontrollable thrust oneself upon someone else in an aggressive manner, usually sexual in nature, without regard for the for the other persons acceptance.

I was just sitting on the couch when your dog got so excited it kavanaughed me for five minutes, jumping on me and licking me all over despite my many protests.

by Linda&Anubis November 26, 2020

Canaughtyan

Awesome but lame Calgarian Canadian. Oblivious, sarcastic and special. Not really canadian

"He's not Canadian. He's Canaughtyan"

by lilo0813 November 2, 2011