cat piss caterpillar

A rare species of caterpillar that emits a cat piss like substance from tiny pores on its body in attempt to disguise and protect itself from predators. It releases this substance when it feels as if it is in danger.

Lauren : yo why does this tree smell like cat piss
Korren : dude there are cat piss caterpillars shivering their timbers all over this tree right now

by korndog420 March 10, 2022

Caterpillar Balancing

A strip of soft hair grown above the upper lip of an adolescent man, growth similar that to a moustache, but resembles that of a hairy caterpillar balancing on the upper lip.

Look at his little moustache, it looks more like a Caterpillar Balancing on his top lip.

by Taxi Tango July 13, 2024

Caterpillar Dragon’s Breath

When a girl is sucking a long hairy penis and her breath smells like hot dick cheese

Jeff: Man have you talked to Shelby today?
Toby: No, why?
Jeff: Dude, she had mad Caterpillar Dragon’s Breath.

by Arby’s Seafood Bar February 13, 2020

Caterpillar Squeeze

An act so vile that to describe it here would be unexcuseable.

Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?

Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?

Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!

Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*

by Phreakin Mohican October 24, 2011

Caterpillar Clench

In other words the vaigina as a grabbing tool.

We went on a date and I got my Johnson caught in her Caterpillar Clench, no complaints

by The Gitfiddl3r May 24, 2021

Caterpillar Battles

The act of rubbing one's mustache against another man's mustache, preferably while dressed as The Village People.

"Dude, i'm not going to shave for a month so we can have sweet caterpillar battles."

"Let me go get my leather biker cap, i'm going to battle the shit out of your caterpillar."

by LubedFerret February 28, 2014

crawl like a caterpillar

Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee, crawl like a caterpillar

Float like a butterfly refers to the ability to move around lightly and quickly on one's feet during a fight. Sting like a bee refers to effective punching that hurts the other person. crawl like a caterpillar refers to the ability to have opponent on all fours begging for mercy during a fight.

by King amun tut ankh September 21, 2019