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Cat

A god.

Some people say they own a cat but that actually they're the cats slaves.
Some people say cats die but truly they simply teleport.

Some people say cats aren't vicious they're wrong.

A cat can do anything.

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Guy: your cats nice.
Me: HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST A CAT CAN BE OWNED.
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"Our supreme leader, Oreo the cat, has a bounty for your life that I'm going to collect."
by just 4 cats in a trench coat November 17, 2020
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Jared: Hey dud wuts a cat
Dipshit: A mutated and weird ass dog
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(N.)

1. A chaotic creature, with no agenda other than do as it pleases. Despite popular belief, cats are not bent on taking over the world, or any other malicious plan, they just tend to be secretive, which leads to these theories.
2. A grown kitty or kitten
(black, or odd-eyed-cats are also immune to the soul-shattering act, known as a naph.)

(Adj.) Of a woman (usually in a romantic relationship), wanting and more often than not deserving of attention, but resents it when presented. They have a high propensity to get jealous or even whine about not getting affection but are very careful to not let others catch them in the act of longing.
n. Look at that cute little cat

adj. Yeah man, I love her, but she's kind of a cat, which sometimes, really hurts my feelings.
by Bob car 2 May 24, 2020
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That's a cat
by Dude_Just_Game June 6, 2020
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A hairy living thing. That has bad breath. (Yes Aaron i am looking at you.)
Cat aaaaaaron.
by AHHHAHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHH June 12, 2020
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an animal that has a tail and is scared of pickles, snakes, and bananas.
if you put a banana next to a cat while it's eating its food it will jump in the air.
by MeowDax October 27, 2020
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