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Sabrina Carpenter

OMG! Have you seen her?? She is fucking steaming!! Her ass, tits, and everything in between is smoltering!
"Wow, I wonder what Sabrina Carpenter can do with that mouth!"
by Sydney Sweeney Fr January 1, 2025
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Sam Carpenter

He is the coolest person you will ever meat and he has an even bigger thunder cock than hisham. he is so hot omg lol
by Jammer906 March 21, 2022
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alfie carpenter

A person who is almost in every way perfect and is quite intelligent. Alfie carpenter is usually very likeable and is a very trust worthy person
Hey you know Alfie carpenter, who’s such a good friend
by OnlyUKknows November 19, 2018
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Dirty Carpenter

Kayla is such a Dirty Carpenter. She loves to salt Paige's butthole.
by carpenters August 16, 2024
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sabrina carpenter

When you tie her down and force her to wear a blonde wig, fill a condom up with cum and mayo and freeze it then enter it in her anus while you enter a condom full of her period blood in yours then when said liquids melt you bath in mixture of them to slow jazz while your aunt fingers her and suxks you off in the florescent moonlight
she wants me to sabrina carpenter her
by Changed now September 5, 2023
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The Carpenters clutch

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.
Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
by Sparky503 March 29, 2017
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The Carpenter Effect

When a person or persons find themselves inexplicably drawn either a trilby, glasses a scarf or all of the above. This person will then want to molest everything that moves. A known symptom of the Carpenter effect also includes blaring classical music from hidden speakers around your body, some may also find themselves compelled to provide a 'tuneful' accompaniment. They will look a bit silly.
"Did you see Taylor Momsen the other day?"
"Yeah she was suffering from 'The Carpenter Effect'!"
by DuckmanThesecond August 18, 2013
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