Cardinal

Random kid in 2055: “Dad I just named my pet cardinal Flapjack
The kid’s dad: “I am proud of you son”
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Cardinal

Obscure slang for a man's penis.
Don't put your cardinal around that hoe.
by cyclopentane October 30, 2022
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Cardinal

this person is one of the most stand up people you can meet and they'll have your back through anything right or wrong and could possibly turn out to be a very dependable and financially stable person in years to come. always be on their good side cause you dong want to see the bad side their stupid crazy
wow cardinal thanks for the advice i'm glad we're cool you always got my back.
by sumsumsum689 November 23, 2021
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Cardinal Maobius

Pronounced (Kar-din-ull Mao-bee-is), Cardinal Maobius is a persistent, often painful erection that lasts for more than 16 hours and is chronic, reoccurring once every few weeks lasting your entire lifetime. Typically has vast amounts of blood, seeping from the urethra and blood clots way easier to someone with Cardinal Maobius leading to chunky blood flowing out of the male urethra. Bleeding can last anywhere from 14 minutes to 18 hours depending on age, weight, and BMI. Cardinal Maobius can only be found in the male sex and is not contagious and is only hereditarily transferable; can be passed down to sons from their father. Cardinal Maobius can also lead the penis to sometimes swell, leaving large cysts and soon calusses filled with pus and blood, and depending on where on the body these cysts are found, sometimes semen. It is smart to treat the cysts sooner rather than later, as they can grow to widths of 22 inches and spread around the body. Roughly 20 million males suffer worldwide annually.
Person A: I have Cardinal Maobius.
Person B: Is that why your pants are red by the crotch area?
Person A: Yes, I am on my cycle.
Person B: Oh, okay. Let me know if you need any help!
by doctor gringo December 26, 2021
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cardinal drinker

A cardinal drinker is part of an elite group of drinkers who had to go through a series of strenuous test to achieve this level of fuckery. Don't drink against them because your night will end very badly
Jake: Did you hear one of clints friends challenged Zach to a drink off?

Buck: Yea you can tell he didn't know he was a cardinal drinker Or he would have planned on ending up in that trash can
by BeerChugger April 06, 2016
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Large cardinal axiom

A type of axioms of set theory stating a certain kind of “large” infinite cardinal(s) exists. This “large” is not in a sense that n+1 is larger than n, rather like that YHWH being transcendence of us. All known examples are “for now not inconsistent” with ZF(C), and climbing up higher in the hierarchy of large cardinals means gaining more consistency strength in the proper way. Well-knowns are: inaccessible, weekly compact, 0#, measurable, supercompact, and so on.
I proved at late last night the statement is actually consistent! What? Yeah, relative to a large cardinal axiom, of course.
by Zoe Soirée June 05, 2023
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Northern Cardinal

The northern cardinal (Cardinalis cardinalis) is a songbird that is known for its bright red plumage in males. It can be found in many habitats, including urban parks, deciduous forests, and backyards. It is common in the eastern United States and Midwest, and extends into Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas.
Person 1: Hey, did you see the Northern Cardinal picture I sent you?

Person 2: Yeah! It looked so cool!
by qwertyuiopfunnimonke August 03, 2024
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