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Calculator

Trying to hid the fact you are gay. If you call someone a calculator your basically calling them gay
Skeppy: you’re a calculator!
Bad: what? What does calculation have to do with anything!

Skeppy: im a calculator today!
by Mo0thh April 17, 2021
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Reverse calculator

Non-gendered sex position involving two people and when viewed upside down, both participants appear to be boobless.
by Myprivateradio September 9, 2022
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Fancy Calculator

A calculator that you can spell things on, you can play flappy bird, and you can type out witch craft. All for over $200.
"Man, I like your Fancy Calculator"!
"Thanks bro"!
by gegcgecvxhdwvxivwhjdvx September 15, 2020
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calculator

where you make your calculation
i use calculator to cheat in my maths exams
by hans is mine July 22, 2021
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Calculator

What asians are not allowed to own or they risk a... well..... other asians understand.
Dad: "Is this yours?"
Reveals my calculator

Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."
by Xyanid3 February 26, 2021
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Calculator

Something you call your Asian friend when he answers a question in math or gets a good grade on a math test
Asian friend: Yes I got a A+ on the math test
Non-Asian friend: Dude your such a Calculator
by Hugedickuser69 June 3, 2020
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