Vanlandingham's Curse

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.

I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.

by Dj Razzle Dazzle December 23, 2020

dk curse

The DK curse is when you play Mario Party 2 as Donkey Kong and use a Golden Mushroom, and then you roll 3 ones. The first occurrence of this was a year ago during a PBGameplay.

While I was playing Mario Party 2, I got the DK Curse!

by OmegaSSJ9K July 31, 2020

Curse Song

A song that, through association, immediately takes you back to a nostalgic moment you miss, generally with an old lover.
Derived from the comic book "Phonogram: The Singles Club" by Kieron Gillen and Jamie McKelvie.

Brenda and I used to dance to that song. Since we broke up it's become a curse song for me.

by Phonomancer May 4, 2011

GT Curse

When, in any version of Gran Turismo, an otherwise flawless race with a seemingly guaranteed first place finish is suddenly interrupted by an inexplicable shunt in any corner otherwise taken perfectly fine any number of times throughout the race, resulting in a second or worse place finish.

I was on the last race of the formula GT series and i needed to get first to win the tournament. i was putting the hammer down, everything was going great, and then the GT curse struck! in the last corner on the last lap, from first place, i caught the grass and skittered wildly off into the distance. thus cementing the need to re-race the entire series.

by WtfYouGarbage October 29, 2011

the burston curse

When a sheep shearer turns engineer and steps onboard shits gunna fuck up big time.

The prop fell off the boat and started sinking whilst simultaneously catching fire at which point all crew looked at each other and said it’s the burston curse

by Headfuck Hughes January 16, 2018

curse marathon

when you say fuck in front of a kid then react not by saying oops but by saying shit then damn after that

oh Fuck ( sees a kid)
SHIT!
OH DAMN!
oops
curse marathon

by West side stanley May 20, 2007

curse of vanishing

My dad when I was four years old

Please come back dad
He used the book called curse of vanishing

by Venusaur September 19, 2019