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Hash and Crash

When you smoke weed and go to bed.

Basically opposite of Wake and Bake.
A: Dude, last night I hash and crashed and woke up high. Feels good man.
B: Ahhhh dude, I wake and baked this morning and got high. Feels good man.
by hijinxxx September 13, 2010
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blues crashing

A pre-planned spontaneous minstrel show in which priviliged white twenty-somethings appear in a public place and dance an over-wrought caricature of how they mistakenly believe colored people danced back when it was still acceptable to call them "colored."
White kid: "We're blues crashing the MLK memorial tomorrow!" *rubs crotch uncomfortably against his friend's younger sister's thigh*
Old black guy: *facepalm*
by Ballbombast April 26, 2013
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Quinceñera Crashing

The process of picking up a girl at Quinceñera. You may or may not know the actual birthday girl. Similar to being a Wedding Crasher.
Me:Hey Juan, do you want to go wedding Quinceñera Crashing with me this Saturday at Selena's Ballroom?

Juan: Sure why not? Those girls are always the bomb!
by caballito249 April 14, 2010
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crash 08

A gay fag who loves the dick and never takes it out of his ass
by Christinnn January 8, 2009
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crash mash

barthroom, restroom, etc.
out of no where chase stopped and said "dude. i have to use the crash mash."
by ----->|=o|<------- June 11, 2006
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crash basket

Surprising, forceful delivery of an item into an unexpected oraface, resulting in pain or euphoria. Results depending on giver or receiver. Dilly Dilly!
When Terrance did that backflip off the bed, his foot went right in my crash basket!
by Felicia and Rogue Boner June 6, 2018
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