Craigslist Flake

(n) a craigslist buyer who responds to a craigslist post numerous times asking if the item for sale is "still available", then not responding once they learn "it is available". 2) a craigslist buyer who asks for the sellers home address, then once receiving the information does not respond, nor show up for the appointment.

The burglary victim suspected a Craigslist Flake committed the crime, and gave a list of email addresses to the police.

by JoJo2 November 9, 2008

craisin

crazy Asian. Often a useful term in college towns.

"Hey look, there's a couple craisin's studying in the park!"

or

"Did you see those two craisin's in the nerd parody of Jizzed in My Pants?"

by Komrad Krunch November 10, 2009

Craigslist karma

What happens when you anonymously answer then screw over the person who places an ad on Craigslist by not showing up or being a bullshitter, only to have the same thing happen to you later on when you post something.

Aaron-I cant get any replies to my ad to sell my car
Jim-Well considering you answer ads just to mess with people, you are getting back Craigslist Karma.

by DVillan November 8, 2013

craigslist rape

Craigslist rape is when one puts a fake add on craigslist just to meet people to rape.

'I once got craigslist raped, but it was actually enjoyable!" Said the confused Lonnie.

by linkybinky June 6, 2014

craigslist friend

The best person you will ever meet. She will always be there for you no matter what. She will make you smile and laugh in your time of need.

craigslist friend someone who buys a friend from Craigslist

Mom: who are you on FaceTime with?
Daughter: a friend
Mom: are you sure?
Daughter: yes
(Mom walks away)
Friend: (sarcastic) no, I’m just a friend that was bought off Craigslist

by WofieWonders January 19, 2018

Chaids

chaids, also known as chav aids

"omg that chav caught chaids"

by Rhys Baylis May 10, 2008

Craigshole

It's like the rabbit hole in Alice in Wonderland. Accept instead of an acid trip it is just a job interview with a manic that has delusions of grandeur. This is the time you waste on some lunatic that put an ad on craigslist for a job. They have no money yet they put an ad on Craig's List and waste your time. You can never get this time back.

Who We Are

We are an exciting start-up in the field of social entrepreneurship with a focus on e-commerce. Our trade-not-aid initiative aims to provide employment opportunities to women globally.

Position

This position involves daily outreach to relevant blogs; engaging conversation in the Twitter community; use of additional social media tools; and on-site story promotion.

The ideal intern will be a real social media enthusiast and have a keen sense of effective social media tactics. Candidate must have strong writing skills, will propose new strategies in addition to carrying out assigned tasks. Candidates with marketing experience, startup or media-industry experience is a plus. Interest and passion for international development and women’s empowerment a plus.

Responsibilities .....need I go on. You know there is going to be one bat shit crazy snooty bitch on the other end of that Craigshole.

by Keb Radics January 7, 2011