corona boi

Just another retarded millenial who won't listen to his parents and get out of home, get rona and infect them and use that to his own advantage.

Random dude: Yoooooo my man, wat u doin in this land bruh?
Corona boi: Got bored of fappin and playin fortnuts all day bruh, decided to trip a lil bit, u'know?
Random dude: wat bout ur boomers, mah dood?
Corona boi: Fuck those tards, hopefully Ima get the rona and infect them so I can sell their stuff and buy the PS5, u'know.
Random dude: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THATS MY BOIIIIIIIIIIII. THATS A BIG FUCKING BRAIN, BRAHHHHHH. THATS MAAAAAAAAAAAH CORONAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.

by ibangmilfsforaliving March 24, 2020

Corona Brain

someone who panic buys toilet roll hand sanitizer and flour. like come on others need toilet rolls are we just going to use a showerhead and drip dry

look at that stupid Corona Brain

by moonshinersRus April 21, 2020

corona hair

When you need a haircut but can't get one because you're in lockdown due to coronavirus.

I got corona hair because my barber's closed to stop the spread of coronavirus!

by ProPrio April 15, 2020

Corona Goggles

When you have lived with a person for years and never noticed them sexually. Then you get quarantined and they look all types of good. However, once the quarantine ends, it becomes all types of uncomfortable and you want out. See "Coyote ugly" for how to get out of it.

Erik has lived with Michelle for years and never knew she was a woman. After he got quarantined, he banged a number of holes. Quarantine was lifted and the corona goggles came off and now he is looking for a new place to live.

by vdub4motion April 11, 2020

corona boi

useless prick who won't stay at home during the rona outbreak

Retard: Yooooo, dats him!
Retard 2: wat u talking bout bruh?
Corona boi: yeeeeeeeee, fuck rona bruh

by ibangmilfsforaliving March 24, 2020

corona coin

The term for the $1200 stimulus money given out during Covid.

Yo I just bought a cheap jet ski and a mediocre hooker with my $1200 corona coin.

by stooch182 April 20, 2020

Corona Party

Similar to a pox party, adults expose themselves to people who have contracted Coronavirus (COVID-19) disease in the misguided hope that they will have recovered from it before hospitals have been over-run with people and treatment isn't possible.

Anyone game for a corona party? BYOB!

by deathspulse March 17, 2020