conversation probation 

When someone talks too damn much and needs a conversation timeonut, that person has been put on conversation probation.

Rob: "Shut the fuck up!"
Nick: "What?"
Rob: "Bitch, your on conversation probation for 20 minutes!"

conversation probation by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

Conversion Therapy 

Because nobody else actually gave a definition, opting instead to give their opinions, here's the definition I found on Wikipedia:
"Conversion therapy is the pseudoscientific practice of trying to change an individual's sexual orientation from homosexual or bisexual to heterosexual using psychological or spiritual interventions."

Conversion Therapy is indeed a form of brainwashing, but people should know the full definition, not just that it's bad.

Conversion Therapy by NothingBetterToDoToday March 13, 2019

invisible conversationalism 

when you are talking to someone who is behind you while walking and they stop, turn a corner, turn around, start talking to someone else, etc. without your knowing. you keep on walking and talking to them even though they aren't there, resulting in stares and strange looks.

I walked down the hallway of my school one monday telling my friend how my weekend was when she turned into the library without my knowing; I was still talking. I was at the end of the hallway when I realized she wasn't there, it was then that I figured out why everyone was giving me funny looks. -Invisible Conversationalism-

invisible conversationalism by Michiko-hime November 26, 2006

Comment Conversation 

On facebook, when you post a picture or your status and someone leaves a open ended comment, and then you reply with another open ended comment, and before you know it, it's 64 comments later you are NOT talking about the picture anymore and you and this person and going on and on about some random subject, making your conversation completely public and giving you millions of those little notification e-mails that are very annoying.

Person 1 - "OHMYGAWWD your picture is TOTALLY CA-UTE love you beotch LOLZ I miss you wanna chill this weekend or go to a movie xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo <3 *muah*"
Person 2 - "OMG hun, ily2 loooolz im totally down for a hang out or movie, when are you free? I'm free on friday and saturday."
Person 1 - "hm well lets TOTALLY hang friday, wanna invite other people. , TOTAL party tehe.who should we invite,where should we go, blah blah..."
Person 3 - "take this comment conversation to msn for christ sakes."

Comment Conversation by Suesworth February 24, 2009

Conversation Train 

A conversation that, unless you were already part of, will not allow other's to join in, as it has already left the conversation station. Created in 2007 at a highschool table used in a fix to exclude Josh from being part of a conversation.

Guy1: So i was like 'yeah sure why not'
Josh: What are you guys talkin about?
Guy2: Conversation train josh, you missed it.
Josh: You know what Benson? You're an ass.

Conversation Train by Colonel_TEE3 February 20, 2009

making lame social conversation 

When a party guest has nothing in common with you and makes attempts to find out what you are interested in. He may also bring up subjects that really have no interest to anyone. The guest's attempts are lame and superficial. He has no intentions to find out who you really are and does not want to be seen at the party by himself and talking to no one.

"So, what do you think of the cold weather today? Did you catch the big game? What do you do for a living? Did you hear about the towel sale at the mall?"

I had to ditch that guy at the party. He was making lame social conversation.

making lame social conversation by cityguychicago January 28, 2009

conversashit 

When two or more individuals have a conversation from stall to stall.

Dude, I just had the funnies conversashit with John!

conversashit by nontypicalmale December 9, 2008