Connecticut Muffin

“She’s a real Connecticut Muffin”
by ColoradoBumpkin June 13, 2019
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Connecticut Chimp

A high level of anger or agitation. Usually reserved for times when the usual human range of emotion doesn't express the proper amount of anger.
I swear to God, If I see one more Christmas sweater I' m going to go Connecticut Chimp on the whole damn office.
by clydemonet February 01, 2010
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Connecticut booty

Damn, Brie Larson got come Connecticut booty...
by Anonymous983938938572389 February 25, 2019
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Connecticut bisexual

Someone from Connecticut who is a fan of teams from New York and Boston at the same time (Yankees/Patriots, Red Sox/Giants)
You’re a fan of the Mets AND the Celtics? No way, you gotta be a Connecticut bisexual.
by JimJones78 March 30, 2023
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glastonbury, connecticut

A rich prissy concieted suburb from Hartford, CT so brimming full of puritan wealthy stuffy white folks (its worse than Greenwich). There are 2 people that are not white in the entire town. Everyone owns a nice brand spankin new car at age 15 (before they can drive-so they can break it in). Their high school is 6 times the normal size (just because it can be). They have 12 thousand sports teams (because everyone plays a sport or your nobody) and they all have swimming pools filled with fifties.
There are many snobby, rich white folk that reside in glastonbury, connecticut.
by leonne November 29, 2007
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Connecticut Economy

The economic system which consists of three components: Communism, fascism, and extreme cronyism.
Person No. 1: O.K. so you worked your ass off for 16 years, you paid everything you made in state and local taxes, you put up with all of the verbal abuse, you did all of their work for them, and yet somehow you ended up with nothing to show for it. How come?

Person No. 2: I was working under a Connecticut economy system; I got exactly what I deserved.
by What I Am October 01, 2012
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Connecticut Wigger

YOU ARE WHITE IDIOT.

What more do I need to say.
Look at this fucking asshole connecticut wigger with his underwear hangin out and his echo pants or whatever the fuck they are. You are fucking white.
by Arse Wipe April 13, 2009
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