i am confussion

When the wierd russian lady thinks you have a big dong then finds out that its small

You said it was but, i am confussion

by heydaddyiwannadie February 5, 2018

Pussy Confusion

When a male gets excited because he thinks he is going to receive sex from a female, based on his own speculation with no grounds supporting his thought but he does not get with the female at the end of the night.

Male: Bro, tonight I was so excited, I thought for sure I was going to get laid. I was ready to go all night, now my body just doesn't know what to do.
Bro: Bro, you got pussy confusion.

by Mötley Crew January 5, 2015

Confusion

It is what you become after talking to somebody, who is usually confusing

Gus: Hey you done talking to Jace?
Frank: I wish I never did
Gus: Why?
Frank: Whenever I talk to him I become confusion
Gus: Sounds normal

by #BlueBerryGang June 14, 2018

Canfusion

That feeling you get when you're in the lunch room standing in front of the garbage, recycling and compost cans wondering where to throw your stuff away.

Serious canfusion trying to figure out where to throw out my napkin

by slide mon August 28, 2014

confusing

braddison

"braddison is the definition of confusing wdym"- Bryce Hall

by brodison October 28, 2020

Kick a racially confusing person day

October 19 is kick a racially confusing person day. If you cannot tell what race someone is, you may kick them on this day.

Person 1: hey, what race is that guy?
Person 2: I don’t know, but it’s Kick a racially confusing person day, so let’s go kick him!

by xbossman04 April 26, 2020

Confucion

To confuse someone with the aid of fucking.

Shelly was left in a state of confucion after bob had pulled his cock out of her ear

by SathiroN January 24, 2006