Coffee 

Coffee is part of the snack group. She is very schemey and loves to play pranks on shrimp with meatball. Coffee is very good at volleyball, but always has a red cup!

Shrimp: You are a mushy meatball!

Coffee: No very crunchy

Coffee by [e-mail] November 14, 2018

Coffee 

What keeps all human beings alive

She almost died but then took a sip of coffee and lived

Coffee by Beautifulkamrynnn January 23, 2019

Coffee 

A name given to a stimulating feeling that represents amphetamine though largely inferior.

Going to turn on the coffee pot on you better behave!

Coffee by Creature44 February 27, 2019

Coffee 

1) Keeps you woke
2) Facts/News not gossip or petty
3) For grown folks, not kids
4) When sipped straight, it’s black and strong
5) Antonym: Tea

I sip coffee, boo boo. Hold the tea.
This coffee is extra black, black.
Did you get today’s coffee?
Did you hear him? Kanye forgot his coffee.

Coffee by MDS March 24, 2019

coffee 

something that taste like shit but we still appreciate.

me : shut up and give me some coffee.

coffee by ValIsDesperate April 17, 2019

coffee 

Colloquial term for anything so perfect, it cannot be described by any other means.

Have you ever seen Inception? That movie is coffee.

coffee by FuckMountEverest May 1, 2019

coffee 

a college student's blood

"Is there a coffee doner nearby?"

coffee by クランチ June 23, 2019