Chelsea

A fucking shit team that no one likes. They can’t beat anyone not even Norwich

Haha sam mirzad is a Chelsea fan he has aids, Get him boys

by Ttvsukurmomcunt August 24, 2019

chelsea

an idiot that doesn’t know when to stop bothering people because she wants attention but doesn’t know how to properly ask for it.

person 1: wow why is she acting so pissy today?

person 2: well she’s chelsea

by urmomspickle September 30, 2019

Chelsea

An epic failure of astronomical proportions; Adjective: Glaringly bad

Wow...that was so awful it's almost Chelsea

Yikes! That was really Chelsea of you!

by Bust her December 2, 2016

Chelsea

Chelsea is the biggest bitch you will ever meet. She cares about no one other than herself. If she has any guys friends she only wants to have sex with them and then leave.

Girl: Did you see how chelsea took off her top last night to Andrew
Other Girl: yea she is such a slut

by BadBitchesBeCrazy January 14, 2018

Chelsea

Chelsea, is a girl who likes to get with different boys each day she always has different friends she likes to think she cool but really she quite trampy not many people like her she has no true friends they all use her well apart from one but all together she just like to has loads of different boyfriends

Errrr have you seen that girl she looks like Chelsea

by Xxthecoolonexx November 1, 2019

Chelsea boots

Boots that Harry Styles wear and when asked about it, heart rate rises to 102 when the steady beat is 67

Dude 1: Your wearing Chelsea boots?
Dude 2: Yea I was inspired by Harry

by midnightmemories December 15, 2019

Pulling a Chelsea

1. When you knock something over, break something, and/or hurt yourself out of pure clumsiness.
2. When you obsess over the grammar of a piece of writing so much that you don't pay attention to the content itself.
3. When you mishear a word someone says, thinking they said something dirty.

1. "Shit, I spilled my drink and now my computer's soaked. I totally just pulled a Chelsea."
2. "Sorry, I'll read your email in a minute - I'm pulling a Chelsea right now. I just need to print it out and highlight all of the grammatical errors first."
3. "Did that news anchor say 'penis' or am I just pulling a Chelsea?"

by Cornelius P. Smear III June 12, 2020