San Diego Chargers

A professional football team that has super-human and invincible abilities in the regular season, but once the calendar hits January, the entire team is inflicted with a form of mental retardation that includes using your head to attack another player,thinking you are a soccer player and kicking red flags thrown on the field, missing kicks that a paraplegic could make, running up the middle for half a yard every 1st down, and any time type of choking known to man.

So much choking occurs at Qualcomm Stadium in January that a prostitute would laugh. Many health organizations no longer teach the Heimlich Maneuver, but rather, the Kaeding Remover. Supporting this team is comparable to supporting the local drug dealer.

Chargers Fan #1: Dude! The San Diego Chargers are going all the way! This is the year we go ALL THE WAY! We have the top offense and defense in the league!

Chargers Fan #2: Oh fuck...

Chargers fan #1: What? What is it?!

Chargers Fan #2: It's January now....

Chargers Fan #1: HOLY ^%&$

Chargers Fan #2: Let's hope Kaeding misses the flight....

Chargers Fan #1: He better.......because he fucking sucks.

by Boltz17 May 24, 2011

snake charmer

One who can seduce even a highly resistant member of the opposite sex.

John is such a snake charmer that he had eternal-virgin Jane's pants off in seconds.

by Anonymous March 26, 2005

dodge charger

A much better car than a ford mustang.

my dodge charger owned mari's mustang gt. fords suck

by shaughn June 11, 2006

rising tide charter public school

shittiest place i’ve ever been too. if you want your child to have depression and wanna kms every second then rt is the way to go!! also they don’t allow you to wear any normal clothes or eat popcorn. what kind of fuck hole doesn’t let you eat popcorn?! RISING TIDE I GUESS! FUCK YOU RT

wow this is the most fucked up place i’ve ever been to. wow i guess you’ve never been to rising tide charter public school!!

by such a whore May 18, 2019

Charter School

A school which is funded by the public school system with small class sizes. Often an outlet for students who would be lost within a larger public school, or outcasted.

My parents couldn't afford a private school so they sent me to a charter school.

by atown-aggie December 19, 2006

Carver Center for the Arts and Technology

A magnet school in Baltimore county, MD. Contrary to popular belief, Carver is not full of artsy-fartsy melodramatics. Instead, we have intellectual students who also have an artsy strength. Sports teams have the highest average GPA in the county and we have the best studio arts program in the entire world among similar-size high schools. Selective but not full of elitists, even though we have won so many awards and recognitions it's worth being proud of.
Primes: Dance, Voice, Theater, D&P, Visual Arts, Literary, Cosmetology, Culinary, Business, Carpentry

"Where did you go to high school?"
"Carver Center for the Arts and Technology, in Towson."
"Really?! That's so cool!"
"Definitely, it was such a great way to get ahead in dancing/theater/culinary/etc."

by ccatgraduate November 3, 2008

Dodge Charger

The most beautiful car in the whole wide world. Sexy, hot, gorgeous.

Fe since you love the Dodge Charger so much ... why don't you marry it? I probably would if I could.

by Fefebinx September 28, 2006