John: So, are we still going to get a banter session tonight?
Peter: I just spoke to Neil. He said he is busy.
John: But Neil said he would be up for it tonight!
Peter: I know! What a chode.
John: No! He is not a chode. He is a chode champion!
Peter: Yeah, he is such a bitch.
Peter: I just spoke to Neil. He said he is busy.
John: But Neil said he would be up for it tonight!
Peter: I know! What a chode.
John: No! He is not a chode. He is a chode champion!
Peter: Yeah, he is such a bitch.
by The Great Jake September 14, 2009
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'I'm all out of Breakfast of Champions again.'
'Damn I need some Breakfast.'
'I'm all out of Breakfast of Champions again.'
'Damn I need some Breakfast.'
by TheOneandOnlyRealTT April 17, 2006
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Get the champion(s) mug.when after a night of partying you pour yourself a bowl of cereal only to realize that the milk is all gone. Fortunately, there is still plenty of beer. Pour the beer into the cereal and you have yourself a breakfast of champions. I know it sounds gross, but dont judge until you are hungover and out of milk and pour some in your cereal
Me: Joe you took the last milk!
Joe: It was the only milk
Avery: well there is plenty of beer in the fridge
me: (after hesitantly pouring beer in cereal) hey this is really good
Joe: yea dude looks like you made yourself a breakfast of champions
Joe: It was the only milk
Avery: well there is plenty of beer in the fridge
me: (after hesitantly pouring beer in cereal) hey this is really good
Joe: yea dude looks like you made yourself a breakfast of champions
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Get the Champion Juice mug.During syllabus week (week one of every quarter), participate in heavy drinking every night until the start of week 2.
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by 25pseudonym1 September 3, 2014
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-doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in
-going to bed before 10 every fucking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is
-if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting
-doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in
-going to bed before 10 every fucking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is
-if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting
by arrgitsasnake March 12, 2016
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