cardiolisis

Referring to waking up in a bathtub and realizing your heart has been stolen. However the bathtub is filled with actual candy hearts with messages written on them instead of ice. Leading one to believe your heart actually multiplied and became the Candy Hearts.

Well fucksticks, they took my heart! Well at least I have all these Candy Hearts with messages written on them. I hope I don't have Cardiolisis.

by WoodWorks April 21, 2008

Cardament

For the person just starting out on his or her own. Every card you receive during the holiday season has the potential of ending up decorating your Christmas tree in place of traditional ornaments that you have yet to buy.

"Say! That's a neat tree of lights and cardaments! Looks like you're a popular person."

by redehlert December 22, 2008

cardigan school

A school where kids have steroids pumped into their food so they can perform better on the sports fields.

Kyle: Who the fuck is that giant?
Connor: It's got to be a kid from Cardigan School.

by Unknown Person in Your Fridge May 16, 2016

Cardi Drip

dance

When I win a game I do my cardi drip
I’m in a dance competition I do my cardi drip

by Tag podcast June 8, 2019

Cardea

A Sarcastic Motherfucker who hate people and can be controversial

Cardea Likes WWE

by Malakai_Black February 5, 2022

trouser cardio

Describes the process of blood flow to the penis causing an erection.

Wow you got me hot girl. I am light headed from all of the trouser cardio.

by chubalot March 30, 2010

Cuddle Cardio

An endearing term for the act of sex. Or, when instead of working out in the morning, you opt for sweating off your calories through love making.

Instead of the gym this morning, the boyfriend and I did some cuddle cardio. Probably burned around 150 calories in 15 minutes... I could have gone for longer though.

by losannegeles October 18, 2011