Wise Cannon

A demeaning term that is worse than being called a "wise guy", but isn't as bad as being called "a young whipper snapper."
Why i oughta give that wise cannon a knuckle sandwich to remember!
by KnuckleSandwichBoy May 20, 2011
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Splooge Cannon

DAMN! He just unloaded his SPLOOGE CANNON right into her face!
by SonicNiGHT July 02, 2009
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cannon fodder

cannon fodder, meaning someone who is expendable or in simpler terms, a tool. It is a verry flexible term that is used widley in reference to politics and athletics, but most frequently in combat. The term is a military term that dates back to the civil war, troops would be sent out as distraction to the cannons, or simply as "food for the cannons" in other words, fodder means food, thus cannon fodder means cannon food.
1)Bush is Chenneys cannon fodder... what a tool.
2)in the game of rugby, Backs are Cannon fodder for the Forwards, who do all the real work
3)half of the platoon was used as cannon fodder when they went over the top of the trench.
by buddyguy January 03, 2007
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Pie cannon

An ASCII art used back in the old days of AOL chatrooms (Version 5.0 or so) which was made to rsemble a man firing pies at another man.
0 \O/
|-PIE CANNON! =} =} =} |
|_ | |
| /|\ /\
by Hunterrobogeek September 15, 2006
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cannon misfire

when someone makes out with a girl who has recently blew a guy off
Elliot Cannon: I totally cannon misfired last night
by Mongolianlakepirate November 12, 2011
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joy cannon

That guy's a real joy cannon; you can't shut him up, and honestly, I don't really want to.
by marker2 May 05, 2010
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