Skip to main content

smurf cadet

code term used in reference to the prescription drug percocet, used in the presence of parents or otherwise just out of habit.
At Thanksgiving dinner, Andrew asked his cousin Gregory if he could recruit some smurf cadets later that night. Gregory, knowing the implications of the request, responded,"Yeah Dad, I can hook you up."
by Brendan Duffey February 24, 2006
mugGet the smurf cadetmug.

space cadet

An implement for space docking. Usually brown, spiky, cold and hard.
"Bring on the cadet! He must learn how to dock with the mothership!" George Holtby
by James "Cadet" Ramsay December 3, 2004
mugGet the space cadetmug.

Air Cadet

Army Cadets use the term "Air Cadet" mockingly due to the imbeciles that form the Air Cadets.
An Air Cadet (or Sea Cadet) is usually referred to as a mong by all Army Cadets alike. This is due to the Air Cadet's lack of physical strength, training, skill, mental strength, competence, marching discipline or ability to even compare to the Army Cadets. This makes them a running joke for the ACF.
Army Cadet NCO: What fucking Air Cadet lost their rank slide?
Basic Army Cadet: It's mine, NCO.
Army Cadet NCO: Don't be such a fucking mong, Basic.
by ACF > Other ones November 18, 2018
mugGet the Air Cadetmug.

Space Cadet

1. One Who Travels in Space
2. Chalm-Chalm
1. Zorf is a space cadet
2. There goes that damn space cadet sticking glowsticks into his ears again
by Ex- Q-Tip March 31, 2004
mugGet the Space Cadetmug.

space cadet

a retard or spacker, someone who basically has a buggered up life because they are mentally retarded
by Mike 'Obese' Hallman:D October 6, 2005
mugGet the space cadetmug.

Australian Navy Cadets

The Australian Navy cadets are a group of Homosexual beings and cannot take a bloody joke. This has give them the nickname of “Anchor Wankers” as of there homosexual nature, they may think they are better than everyone else, but indeed they are not. Navy cadets are very aggressive and should not be approached without an F88 assault rifle. If scared they will flee back to their boats and cry to their petty officers.
Oh no! It’s the Australian Navy Cadets, Fran the F88’s
by JoJo’s Dictionary May 7, 2019
mugGet the Australian Navy Cadetsmug.

cadet bone spurs

The nick-name given to perpetual loser Donald Trump by Senator Tammy Duckworth, an Iraq war veteran and American hero who lost both legs in a combat mission.
References Trumps draft deferment in 1968 due to having bone spurs in both heels.
I will not be lectured about what our military needs by a five-deferment draft-dodger.
And I have a message for Cadet Bone Spurs: If you cared about our military, you'd stop baiting Kim Jong Un into a war that could put 85,000 American troops and millions of innocent civilians in danger.
by Randall Spencer February 3, 2018
mugGet the cadet bone spursmug.

Share this definition