Anti-Britney

A label stuck on Avril Lavigne by idiotic teen-magazine writers. A label teenagers stuck in the year 2000 try to add to their repitoire.

Avril Lavigne, the anti-britney, has warped the minds of every trendy sucker for a "tomboy". Avril has started a ton of fads that'll haunt us for at least another 5 years.

by Shameless Plug January 12, 2004

the full Britney

Shaving off your long hair on a whim, like Britney Spears did.

My hair is starting to look like a mullet, so I think I'll give myself the full Britney.

by mtizzo April 24, 2007

Britney Spared

Noun- threatening to kill someone ...one more time, but shaving their head instead, sparing their life.

Yes James, she tried to kill me, but Britney Spared my life.

by kyleighrilynn January 24, 2019

Britney Smears

What Britney gives to the doctor when getting a test for cervical cancer (pap smear)

I'm going to the gyno to give my Britney Smears

by emmiez August 27, 2008

Britney Spearsed it

When wearing a short skirt and you flash your crotch while getting out of a vehicle.

I totally Britney Spearsed it getting out of my boyfriends truck last night, thank god I was wearing underwear and no one saw me.

by purple_alicia May 19, 2009

do a britney

to go out without ones underwear on and expose ones self, getting out of a vehicle or in a club.

Usually exposing the genital region

alternatives: To do a paris, to be a dirty slut,

"Oh my god, did you see what Gemma did at her 21st? I didn't think she'd do a britney"

"look at that girl there, she's done a britney"

"Jeez that girl had so much more class, now she's done a britney"

by Blogzard November 08, 2007

Britney Speared

noun- A disease. Common among young teen and preteen females. Symptoms include: Attempting to sing with a voice that is at best average; proclaiming you're the ultimate virgin-then pretending to be the world's biggest slut; shaving off all your hair and putting on weight; losing your mind(even though you really never had one)-then claiming you found it. Always making a comeback, when it's questionable you ever came.
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis

"Doctor Fraud, are you re-admitting that same delusional bald girl again?"

"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"

by badugah February 22, 2009