Chode Boating

When a person blows loosely with their lips upon the chode of another to create a distinctive yet pleasing Boating noise.

"Dude, Tiffany totally gave me a great Chode Boating last night. I seriously almost blew a hefty load right there."

"Damn, I accidentally shat a bit while recieving a good chode boating."

by The Horny Italian Pirate April 11, 2008

Balcony Boxing

The act of masterbating on a balcony or other lofty location visible to the public.

Ralph likes to do a bit of balcony boxing.

by Steve 'Sadam' Adams May 15, 2007

Thai Kick Boxing

aka Muay Thai. Kickboxing from Thailand. Not only kicks and punches, but knees, elbows and headbutts are also allowed.

Thailand used to be called Siam, as in Siamese cat. When you first take Thai Kick Boxing, you are taught to say "I love Siam" in Thai, which is "Wata Na Siam".

by Chuck Liddell June 11, 2006

Turtle Boxing

The act of a man having sex with a woman's bosoms. Synonyms - "Tit Fucking"

I loved turtle boxing her big bazoons.

by Action jackson December 5, 2003

Downy Boxing

A sport in which literally retarded people are given boxing gloves and meant to hit each other for the entertainment of the masses.

Johnny McWarguy: So I went to the Downy Boxing competition last night.
Ted: Oh yeah?
Johnny McWarguy: Yeah your dad didn't win.
Ted: Typical.

by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008

Boxing the Compass

Having sex in all directions of the compass, preferably on a round bed.

Charlie Varrick was boxing the compass all night long. South by southwest is his specialty - the ladies love it!

by SuzyG October 18, 2008

Speed boating

When a penis is inside a vagina or ass and the vagina or ass farts or queef's.

I was motor-boating your mom's tits. Then while fucking her she queefed and was speed boating my dick.

by rusty trombone of destiny October 31, 2010