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boxer mode

After a long day of work or school, and you want to relax. Take off those pants and that shirt and sit infront of your tv in your boxers and drink some beers and eat some snacks.
Hey Mike, I can't wait to get home and get into boxer mode.
by PrfktTear March 9, 2007
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Boers and Bernstein

The greatest sports talk show on the radio. It is broadcast on Chicago's AM 670 or on the internet. The show features special segments such as "Who ya Crappin'", where listeners call in and call people out for saying dumb stuff, and "Friday Fung", where a topic is chosen and listeners call in to tell strories about the topic. It is on from 2PM to 6PM and is perfect for distracting you from work.

Terry Boers is a hilarious and goofy old man that makes some of the best comments about various public (and pubic) figures I have ever heard. His greatest line was after being confused about a caller's point he said, "I am all turned around like Heath Ledger." He also does outrageous promotions and sometimes you think he has had a few in the studio.

Dan Bernstein is a very smart Duke graduate who is also a pretty funny guy, but with a dryer sense of humor than Terry. He hates Barry Bonds and other raging ass hats who live in a state of denial about what really happens in the sports world.

The producer is Matt Abattacola who is "to drinking what Kenyans are to running." He prefers Captain and Cokes and is sometimes seen downtown walking around as the show is on the air. Great guy who is pretty fun to drink with.
The other day I was listening to Boers and Bernstein while drinking Alice White wine and was laughing my ass off.
by BigSmooth13 December 14, 2007
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bonerschnitzel

I went to an Oktoberfest ended up getting my bonerschnitzel sucked by some German slut.
by Cory Clay August 8, 2003
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bonersation

noun: a conversation between a boy and a girl, and the only reason a boy is talking to the girl is to score.
dan: I'm gonna go have a nice bonersationn with that girl over there.
by daveynorthshore June 29, 2011
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Boxer braids

“Boxer braids? Girl, no you mean cornrows 😐”
by Arcticjustice March 26, 2020
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Dane bowers

That gig was "dane bowers"
by mattyz August 6, 2012
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finger boxer

One who knows the ins and outs of finger dancing in the cunt ring. He or she is considered a professional at foreplay, and always satisfies the boxholder by pummeling her cunt box, or ass box, so strategically and to such orgasmic heights unfelt of before, that anyone involved or voyeuring instantly declares a knockout (KO). Finger boxers usually have sticky, smelly fingers.
Julie tells her friend, "Shawn's a real professional finger boxer. He busted up my cunt box and knocked my orgasm lights out last night! It was sooo great!" Julie's friend replies, "So, he TKO'd your pussy, right girlfriend?" Julie giddily shouts with emphasis, "NO! He KO'd my pussy bitch!!!"
by Dr. Walapalooza January 28, 2020
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