giz-botch

giz-botch, gizbotch, giz botch
pronunciation: giz-bäCH

A device, gadget, gizmo, thing-a-ma-jig, doohickey, something-or-other, etc. too complex for mental comprehension

The term is generally used by the "annebriated", non-technically savvy individual while attempting to understand technology they already own while purchasing additional giz-botches.

"I have this giz-botch with 4 USB ports and a power supply ... is it safe to plug into my computer?"
"So this giz-botch will play DVDs?"
"There's a wire that plugs this giz-botch into my USB port already in the box?"

by techoyokel April 15, 2013

lil botch

lil botch is a term you call your friend via text message when they’re wrong and/or being annoying.

quit being a lil botch, he’s an asshole and you know it

by yeetskeet420 March 05, 2019

Fc Botched

A group of mentally underdeveloped soccer players who smell like shit

“Guys, who took a shit?”
“No one, FC Botched is Playing”

by Bigdaddylover123 November 14, 2019

Resting Botch Face

When someone has had so much botox, fillers, injections &/or plastic surgery, that they can't show normal expressions or emotions. Their face has a permanent " stank face" expression on it, with flared nostrils and puffy cheeks.

What's going on with Kylie Jenners cheeks? Looks like too much filled or botox or something.

Nah. It's just resting botch face. The Kardashians all have it too.

by KattheBrat July 12, 2023

Botched vasectomy

A vasectomy that goes so wrong you have to end ur football career

Boys johhny Nevin is finished no more of the goat he got a botched vasectomy.

Isn't he the guy who puts vaseline on his thumb and sits on it?

Yeah

by Shinbagwarrior2 October 11, 2021

Asian Azz Botch

The asian moms who are very strict and will not hesitate to slap you 20 times with a Chancla. These moms are often in their 30-40s and hate your guts. They are total cleanfreaks too and if you leave a single spec of dust on your windowsill they with focking murder you. They also don't know that you can't pause an online game and will drag you by your ear to clean your room.

''MOMMM STOP BEING SUCH AN ASIAN AZZ BOTCH!"' ''You asian azz botch, i cant pause an online video game!!!!!''

by daliwaq.org January 23, 2020

botched bitch

A girl or guy that clearly has had an excessive amount of plastic surgery, Botox, or filler that makes them look worse.

Wow, look at the lips on that botched bitch.

by Founderofbotchedb March 10, 2024