Bonus Beer

A lost beer you find in the fridge.

I woke up in the morning thinking I drank every ounce of alcohol the night before then SHAZAM!
Bonus beer magically appears!!!

by knockanutt November 5, 2017

bonus line

The smaller, extra line created from tapping the residual powder off of a credit card or razor blade

This line is yours and here’s your bonus line!

by Totsssss January 23, 2021

bonus tillandsia

The word to describe when you get an awesome "extra" of something and you didn't realize it or have to pay for it. Basic meaning derived from picking out tropical exotic plants, specifically the tillandsia, a free-growing, self-contained plant. They are often affixed to driftwood. Occasionally an extra one will get stuck to the driftwood and when you purchase it, you got a bonus tillandsia (plant).

Jesse: I like this piece of driftwood.

Hayley: And this one has 4 tillandsias instead of 3! There is one stuck.

Jesse: Bonus Tillandsia!

-or-
Hayley: Wow, I found a dollar in the pocket of these thrift store jeans. Bonus Tillandsia!

by hayley s. April 10, 2010

Bonus Mom

Bonus Mom a term used by white women who want to make themselves feel better while taking care of their partners previous children.

Bonus Mom a disrespectful term used by white middle-class women to make themselves feel more important in their stepchildren's lives.

I'm not her stepmom, I'm her bonus Mom!

by Minusdad June 23, 2019

Bonus Waffle

A sort of parting gift after a one-night stand that indicates the visiting party should leave.

Dude 1: "All I got this morning when she kicked me out was a syrupless waffle."
Dude 2: "No, friend, you got a bonus waffle."

by theartificialinsomniac April 23, 2013

bonus cock

The extra couple inches of penetration achieved through hard sex.

"Girl, I'm giving you the bonus cock tonight!"

by Legendly March 10, 2014

Bonus Kids

What you get when you have other people's kids over. Usually they will call you by any parental role they feel comfortable with.

I'm going to have several of my bonus kids over after school today.

by pablowisdom August 28, 2016