blown surprise

A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab and hung around to bullshit with their friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the non-tipper to tell them the legend of if you blow on one’s asshole, one is unable to shit. With that, the patron calls shenanigans and asks the server/bar tender to prove it. Without hesitation, the server has the cheap bastard lie on their back on the bar/a table/the floor, pulls down her pants to expose her balloon knot, then has the scumbag blow a sweet breeze. Upon the wind hitting the chocolate star, she releases an extrusion of warm soft-served shitty logs onto the mother fucker’s face.

Yo, the other night I hung out with a buddy at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass coworker with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn’t tip the bar tender. He then hung around like Epstein in a jail cell. Eventually the bar tender told him THE legend and as expected, he didn’t believe it and asked her to prove it. So, she gave him the blown surprise and released Thursdays meatloaf all over his face. It was epic!

by Bobby the Bug Man October 5, 2020

Blown Biscuit

A Blown Biscuit is when a tire blows or gets damaged on a vehicle.

“After I heard the pop, I realized it was a blown biscuit”

“I told you if you didn’t replace those, you’d blow a biscuit!”

by CleorgeGooney January 18, 2022

Blown Ballsac Syndrome

A very painful disorder, blown Ballsac syndrome is whenever you nut so hard your balls imploded on themselves quiet literally

MY SYNDROME IS BLOWN BALLSAC SYNDROME GOD FUCKING HELP ME

by Blownbell66 March 28, 2022

blown top end

BLOWN TOP END is when you rev the crap out of an engine and the top end of the motor blows.

I was riding fast and i ended up with a BLOWN TOP END

by yamaha__56 April 13, 2022

Blown-out

A loosening of all vaginal tightness due to the constant insertion of a variety of different sized body parts and/or objects.

Every guy Sam's ever slept with all agree she's blown-out.

by LeeryEttin350 August 15, 2022

blown out

a young woman with a lose vagina

yo that chick alex is blown out!

by Dtre222 December 18, 2022

Blown knee

When you give him head while he squats over your face and his knee gives out squirting cum in your eye.

Oh my gawd, not another blown knee tonight! My eye is still swollen from the last one!

by Badass Btich Grammy December 27, 2022