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Beltway wisdom

Ironically-named, out-of-touch nonsense repeated in an echo chamber by professionals in politics or the media who live in the Washington DC metro area, often proven wrong because the insulated people who subscribe to it are obsessed with horserace politics, their Twitter accounts, their ipads, and their cocktail parties instead of discussing the real issues that affect Americans who don't live there
"I have a feeling this contraception thing is going to hurt Obama with Catholics."

"Really? Thanks for the Beltway wisdom but Catholics actually support it. Try getting out of the echo chamber every now and then, Chris."
by Kanye Finish May 2, 2012
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belt loop tuck

Hiding a hard-on. Just tucking it away my friends...
While in class the other day, my willy had a mind of its own... So I did the belt loop tuck and saved the day.
by Tofuitti February 7, 2015
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blelele

that thing snakes do with their tongue
me: aw that snake is so cute
snake: blelele
by yungflexgod July 18, 2019
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Tramp Belt

A continuous circle of tramp stamps covering the entire waist.
At first I noticed the lower back tattoo but then I realized it was the dreaded tramp belt.
by Nick117 December 4, 2010
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Conveyor Belt Syndrome

The rushed feeling you get from walking on the ground after running on the treadmill. Someone with Conveyor Belt Syndrome walks 1.5x to 2.0x faster than normal.
Bill: I just got off the treadmill and I feel like I'm walking twice as fast as normal.

Bob: Yeah dude, you've got Conveyor Belt Syndrome.
by kiwigummy September 4, 2011
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Chocolate conveyer belt

Mr. Cringe's conveyer belt used for moving chocolate and drugs. Also. Butt stuff.
Hello there. Would you like to go for a ride of my chocolate conveyer belt.
by lBrosephStalinl April 7, 2022
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Tool Belt

A string of two or more guys following around an attractive female, hoping that their overly eager attitude will get them laid.

The tool belt is usually used by her to make her seem more attractive, as ploy to impress the guy she is actually interested in.
"So I see Erica brought five dudes to the party. I'm sorry man."
"Ah, don't worry about it, she just brought her tool belt to try and make me jealous!"
by clint e May 6, 2009
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