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You can't fire me because I quit syndrome

The inability to accept the inevitable or obvious after an event has already happened.
Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"
by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007
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because

The most terrible of motives and the most unanswerable of responses
Homosexual male: "Why did you call me a faggot"

Young hooligan: "..because."
by vvhatsernameyourface January 23, 2009
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Becca

Short for Rebecca. A very loving person. She's athletic, and is always doing crazy things with her body everyone thought was impossible. She can be annoying sometimes, but also super funny. She is amazingly gorgeous, with blonde hair and blue eyes. She's also really smart, but doesn't always know it. She tends to listen to what others say about her, instead of thinking for herself. She is very fragile, and can get her heart broken easily. But make sure never to be the one to break her heart because she always has someone there for her, and they WILL HURT YOU. She also makes friends very easily, and gets excited about silly things. She really clumsy ,and looks up to just about anyone for advice. If you know a Becca you're a really lucky person.
Person: "Becca, what the heck are you doing over there?"
Becca: "Trying to see if I can put my whole foot in my mouth. What about you?"
by callmevannah October 19, 2014
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Because im black

A sentence used by african americans when they don't get what they want.
Tyrone: Hey Jeff, come meet me up at the ball court, lets shoot some hoops G.

Jeff: Nah dude i can't, sorry man.

Tyrone: Oh, i see how it is. It's because im black, isn't it?

Jeff: Yep.
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BeccaClayton

When one said person is sitting on the toilet,while the Mrs is riding his voluptuous falace. Of course they are both defecating. One in the toilet, and one on the weiner. Also known as the "BC".
Grayson had to take a crap, but Becca definitely couldn't wait. Thus the BeccaClayton was performed.
by NegroDomnis January 7, 2009
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Because They Can

Eddie Jackson Jed James Because They Can
by Heph April 2, 2010
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because fankart

phrase explanatory
Used to convey that personal desire is a/the justification for an action.

ORIGIN early 21st cent.: because fan + kart. Referring to the MIT produced shopping carts mounted with ducted fans that lacked any obvious function.
As an alternative to "because I want to, damn it":

A: I don't understand your obsession with building 3D printers when better ready-made ones already exist. Why do you do it?
B: Because fankart.

A: What are you working on today?
B: An electric scooter. And I'm making my own motor controller because... well... because fankart...
by ajidica March 23, 2011
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