bent shitcan

A dull, drab, damaged item used to describe someone's personality, particularly someone with no imagination or a lifeless outlook.

"He has all the personality of a bent shitcan"

by Scalawag May 14, 2008

Bent Chow

Eating ass. Get ya face all up in dat ass. Lappin dat booty juice like a dog eatin peanut butter.

Get them panties off. Time for some bent chow.

She was nekky on all fours so had some bent chow.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

bent spoon

A sex position where one sex partner sits on his other partners lap with his legs up. Mostly used as a gay sex position name, the bent spoon is when you are put atop your partners cock an he grabs your legs and fucks you.

“Wow man that bent spoon we did last night made my dick so hard, I cummed so much.

by Cumsmasher25 May 27, 2019

bent over

bent and not straight, bent over from the waist

The term "bent over" is used when being physically punished, or for a position used to gain entry to the vagina or anus for sex. Also when a person is being used, treated badly or taken advantage of.

When I was young and very naughty I was bent over my father's knee and spanked.

If ever my boyfriend comes home at lunchtime, I know I'll be bent over the kitchen table and shagged.

by susieque January 23, 2010

bent edge

bent edge=stoner ass fuck, fucks every thing but rocks, drinks as long as it contains alcohal

i smoke i drink i fuck im bent edge

by sXe for life September 21, 2006

get bent

basicly telling someone to go to hell or fuckoff. also it means to get bent over and have anal sex. a word of warning do not tell parents to get bent instead say go to hell!!! or to save your self from getting grounded dont say anything at all.

that 70's show uses this term alot: for example
kelso:isnt every night poker night for edna!
hyde:get bent ya moron

by nikki-nouz November 4, 2006

get bent

"Get Bent!": Literally meaning "bend over so I can fuck you in the ass", get bent is an expletive like any other. By omitting any curse words in this particular assertion of hate, "Get Bent!" retains the severity of a "go fuck yourself" or a "fuck off" all the while staying somewhat innocent. The kind of expletive you could use in front of your grandmother, or when damning a nun.

"Get bent you nun-bitch!"

by Brou ha ha September 8, 2013