boredom

when ur that...SLEEP!!! or get online!!!

i love sleeping!

by munkee November 12, 2003

post-boredomism

It describes the state of giddiness one achieves while waiting for a super boring event (such as - say - a graduation) to start.

While waiting for my appointment the DMV, I slipped into a state of post-boredomism and started laughing uncontrollably.

by stasi1974 May 26, 2009

New Year Boredom

The post-festive boredom that occurs after the fun and excitement of Christmas and New Year. Often due to the harsh realisation that Christmas does not come every day.

Dude, January totally sucks, I'm suffering a severe case of New Year Boredom.

by raednb January 5, 2011

boredom slap

when your level of boredom is so great, you spontaneously slap yourself in the face in the hope of having a fun idea.

"This guy was just sitting at the table across from me in the diner, then BAAAMM! he slaps himself in the face."

"Yeah dude ,probably was a boredom slap."

"Yeah afterward he started doing the macarena on a table."

"oh..."

by person with a name October 25, 2012

Boredom Amnesia

Memory loss due to a severe feeling of boredom. Your brain is in a non-functional and non-productive state for so long that it even stops recording memories.

I had nothing to do all day at work today and I was bored out of my head. When the time came to fill in my timesheet I couldn't remember what I was doing all day. I must be suffering from boredom amnesia.

by Regolithic February 18, 2013

boredomline personality disorder

A supposedly-unavoidable mental/emotional condition wherein the "sufferer" cannot speak civilly, remain calm, or otherwise conduct himself in a reasonable/socially-responsible manner unless he is being constantly entertained or excited. Usually there is in fact nothing whatsoever truly wrong with the cranky person's mind, and thus his "illness" merely stems from a petulant selfish mindset that probably resulted from his being pampered and spoiled rotten as a child.

Teenage delinquent: Things are gettin' a little boring around the 'hood --- let's incite a riot!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!

by QuacksO September 3, 2013

Boredom

School.

If you need an example of how school is boredom, then you have never gone to school.

by Drearyrainbow3 August 10, 2014